What do you do?
If the person has been a friend and considers themself a huge part in your life, how do you just “defriend” them?
If things are civil between you, but for eons you have bitten your tongue in private to save hurt feelings over the fact that they are just grating you with an industrial strength grater?
When you see them again on the street? Awkward..
These are all questions I’ve pondered. Sandpaper ministry I’ve said, but now I’m accepting it really is more of the razor blade kind.
I’d thought long and hard about the whole thing one night during the ads of Ace of Cakes, and remembered I had someone that I’d considered as a friend “defriend” me. I wasnt hurt I was just shocked as to why, which was for no apparent reason.
I thought about it more and actually began to understand. How often had we interracted? the answer was not often. Facebook to that person is about connecting with people who were more than just an acquaintance or even someone that they hung out with on a rare occasion. It was to do with people that they interracted with on an almost daily basis.
Facebook to me at one point was about getting back into contact with all those old friends from back in the day, all those new ones from today – but now its at the point where there are only so many updates I can read about gettin on “it”, doing the walk of shame and how depressing life is without wishing I’d decided to crawl over lego and live an Amish lifestyle in favour over logging on.
So now I’m standing at the great triangled divide of facebookdom. Do I get trigger happy and do a proper “friend” cleanse? Do I delete my account and start again? or Do I keep all, bite my tongue, close my eyes and get intimate with the “Hide” button?
THE FACEBOOK STALKEE QUIZ
* The suspect carbon copies your status updates – bar a few words here and there to make them seem legit + 2pts
*You set yourself personal goals online, all of a sudden theyve been hijacked and claimed as the suspects own + 3pts
* Their “Friends” list mirrors your own, even Aunt Phyllis in Egypt, the one you only met once. +2pts
* If you appear to be getting chummy with someone, all of a sudden the suspect is making desperate attempts to be in on the deal. +3pts
* When you see the suspect in person, they might bring up in conversation a fact you had mentioned to someone else in a wallpost, but so blaze’ like as though you had told them yourself. Obviously a slipup on their part. An amateurs mistake. +4pts
THE RASH LEVEL: Restraining order may be applicable. Or at least hit the “Hide” button.
THE INFECTION LEVEL: Feel that slight breeze down your neck? I dare you to turn around and see where its coming from… “Defriending” antics apply here.
GANGRENE LEVEL: MR STABBY ALERT! You could possibly wake up to find your stalker wearing your skin. Delete your account. Move to the Alaskan wilderness.